Mouse Hunt! Call Nathan Lane!

Alert Christopher Walken! A mouse has taken refuge in our home from the cold winter. Evidence of his evil presence can be found and smelled in and around our pantry. (It smells like a pet shop/store.) Would you like to try some of our freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies? Our two good for nothing lazy cats can spend all day playing with a hair band. But, can't keep vermin off the premises!? When I find him I am not sending him to Cuba in a box! Of the many things available in our larder and emergency food supply, he ate the beef jerkey and some cocoa powder, turning up his nose at the trail mix!