Calling Wes Craven

Anyone who has driven I-15 in the area of Barstow knows what Lake Delores is, a failed attempt at a water park complete with a manmade lake for watersport exhibitions? For years I have though it would make a great setting for a horror movie.
Before they get the chance to fix it, take note of the painted inner and outer lines on the freeway in that area, at least the southbound lanes. They are not straight at all. I'd like to think they are crooked due to lots of seismic activity in that part of the Southwest. But, I don't believe that is the case. When I showed it to the family we were making jokes about a drunken painting crew or perhaps that is where they send the trainees to give them experience.