Grab the Petromalt! Laney's been licking the cat!!!!!!!!

Laney was acking and wretching while sitting next to us watching Enterprise. She repeatedly probed her mouth with her fingers. She finally admitted to licking Maxine. (I hope she stayed North of the Netherlands. I don't believe there are any psychotropic benefits for humans from orally grooming Domestic Shorthair Tortoise Shell cats.) I gave her a glass of water to try to gargle with. That turned into a fiasco all by itself. She couldn't spit without looking at herself in the mirror. So all of her projectorate ended up beyond the sink on the counter.